Happy As A Clam

| Span |
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Lies and Slander.
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papa-erwin:

asktheangeloffreedom:

I see no difference.

eren we’re done with your shit

(via baseball-boyfriends)

enoch-corp:

Armin is done with your shit, while Annie has none to give.

I had to do this one because the amount sass was incredible. I want to become this screenshot somehow.

(via baseball-boyfriends)

laudylau:

kuchenkat:

beyoncevevo:

may broccoli rob with penne and grilled chicken  unf 

March Porkchop

PFFHH that’s like
I think of the March Hare but no it’s a fucking porkchop

-dances in porkchops-

….october hot dog why why why why why why

March Chicken Parmesan Spaghetti with Green Beans, Roasted Avocado, and Texas Toast.

I’m getting all the bitches.

(via ceriene)

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

vanity-est-venganza:

officialundertaker:

i  DONT KNOW W HY IM LAUGHING S O HA RD A T  THIS

PET ME, YOU STUPID FUCK

(via violetprince)

ceriene:

seerofsarcasm:

fuckyeahkagamine-twins:

so miku is opening for lady gaga

I LAUGHED AND SAID “HAHA THAT’S SOME FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE” BUT THEN I WENT TO HER TWITTER AND THIS ISN’T A JOKE THIS IS REAL

i’m going to this concert

strangeasanjles:

thickboyswag:

WERKKKKKKK

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyye

(via queenofthebaras)

(via lettelle)

jollityfarm:

crospeaks:

iguanamouth:

titan arum and rafflesia produce the largest flowers in the world and both have the nickname “carrion flower” for creating odors that smell like rotten meat so stick that on your head and crown it

I love the flower crown meme but this made me laugh so damn hard.

also titan arum’s Latin name literally translates to ‘giant misshapen phallus’ so

(via kittyknighttomyprincepuppy)

steampoweredsass:

tywinllannister:

thepredatorblog:

tallestsilver:

ryrick:

this will never not be funny.

I REFUSE

i can’t actually breathe

It looks pissed

get out

(via kittyknighttomyprincepuppy)