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collegehumor:

What do YOU want to be when you grow up?

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nothisisc8:

YOU KIDS THESE DAYS AND YER FANCY “SPRINTING” AND “MOTION CONTROLS”

WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE WE COULDN’T MAKE LINK RUN FASTER

NO, WE HAD TO ROLL ACROSS HYRULE FIELD TO MAKE IT TO KAKARIKO BY NIGHTFALL

BAREFOOT, IN THE SNOW, TAPPING THE A BUTTON REPEATEDLY FOR 10 MILES

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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Im curious by what you mean by: line everything to give it an authentic thickness and filler. How do you line the fabric?
s-p-a-n s-p-a-n Said:

I mean lining the jacket :) That way if, say, during a photo shoot, your jacket opens partially because of wind? It still looks like the inside of a jacket, rather than unfinished seams. You know how a jacket has an inner layer? That’s what I mean :)

Same goes for the inside of the coat; see how it’s lined with the paisley? (image below) (You can see it better on my left side) That way if it opens; it looks like a real coat, instead of just the inside of the main fabric (which may have an uncompleted look).

With a liner, you’re essentially making a second jacket; using the same cut-out patterns and sewing it to the inside of the coat. Kind of like an in-side-out coat. Yes? All of my cosplays have lining. You’ll see it in patterns bought at JoAnne’s (etc) that it calls for a lining - this is what they’re talking about.

Hope that helps! :)

Asker malile Asks:
your background on mobile = dat ass K BYE
s-p-a-n s-p-a-n Said:

HUEHUEHUEHUE
*majestically butt waggles in your direction*

seanmonster:

smaug-official:

wicked-mint-leaves:

naoren:

filmeditor16:

official-sokka:

thats-not-a-toilet:

korrastyle:

OH SHIT

is this why the show was taken off nick?

So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me

No I don’t think you guys understand this is frightening

Airbenders are pretty much the most powerful benders. A firebender has to create fire. A waterbender is most powerful on the open seas as much as an earthbender is on land. But air is literally everywhere.
The Air Nomads weren’t dangerous because they chose not to be.

you’vE GONE TOO DEEP

Hey, HOLD UP.
While I agree that Airbenders do have a lot of power at their exposure, they aren’t the only ones.
Waterbenders can bend any type of fluid containing water, even blood inside the human body! That’s pretty fucking metal.

They can also take the water vapor out of the air, use their own sweat or even drain the water out of every living thing nearby. 

Imagine that ^^ happening to a person..
Next we have fire, the element of destruction. Like Airbenders, they can use the air around them, and transfer it into energy. Firebenders can bend or generate anything fire/ heat related.  That means lightning, flames, or extreme heat that has the potential to shape its environment (such as melt molten rock and metal.) Even fire breath!



Next we have Earth. Earthbenders can bend anything related or comprised of Earth, such as metal, rock, dirt, sand, etc. EVEN LAVA. Anything mineral related? You got it. Admittedly, minerals- although extremely easy to come by, are not as present as water or air. But there sure is enough to make use of, and we can’t say Earthbenders aren’t powerful!

This guy just stopped a volcano. 

Not only are they powerful, but they are also graceful. 

And I mean look at this! Avatar Kyoshi Earthbends a freaking continent in HALF!

In conclusion, fear all benders. 

seanmonster:

smaug-official:

wicked-mint-leaves:

naoren:

filmeditor16:

official-sokka:

thats-not-a-toilet:

korrastyle:

OH SHIT

is this why the show was taken off nick?

So this is what air benders can do. Sucking the air out of people’s lungs. Just as cool as lightening bending if you ask me

No I don’t think you guys understand this is frightening

Airbenders are pretty much the most powerful benders. A firebender has to create fire. A waterbender is most powerful on the open seas as much as an earthbender is on land. But air is literally everywhere.

The Air Nomads weren’t dangerous because they chose not to be.

you’vE GONE TOO DEEP

Hey, HOLD UP.

While I agree that Airbenders do have a lot of power at their exposure, they aren’t the only ones.

Waterbenders can bend any type of fluid containing water, even blood inside the human body! That’s pretty fucking metal.

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They can also take the water vapor out of the air, use their own sweat or even drain the water out of every living thing nearby. 

image

Imagine that ^^ happening to a person..

Next we have fire, the element of destruction. Like Airbenders, they can use the air around them, and transfer it into energy. Firebenders can bend or generate anything fire/ heat related.  That means lightning, flames, or extreme heat that has the potential to shape its environment (such as melt molten rock and metal.) Even fire breath!

image

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Next we have Earth. Earthbenders can bend anything related or comprised of Earth, such as metal, rock, dirt, sand, etc. EVEN LAVA. Anything mineral related? You got it. Admittedly, minerals- although extremely easy to come by, are not as present as water or air. But there sure is enough to make use of, and we can’t say Earthbenders aren’t powerful!

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This guy just stopped a volcano. 

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Not only are they powerful, but they are also graceful. 

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And I mean look at this! Avatar Kyoshi Earthbends a freaking continent in HALF!

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In conclusion, fear all benders. 

(via cestenial)

Malik: Altaïr, is your work done?

Altaïr: No, not yet.

Malik: Then get out of here and get to it!

genderpopo:

emildeville:

is it just me or do situations like this happen kind of often on this show

I don’t feel like taking care of cats is that hard.

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Asker elifkucukefe Asks:
Hi! I want to make a James Kidd/Mary Read cosplay and i saw your amazing cosplay. Can you tell me how did you do that? Especially jacket and the other clothes.
s-p-a-n s-p-a-n Said:

Hello! Wonderful! James Kidd was one of my favorite costumes and I had a lot of fun wearing them. So! I’m all about patterns. I’ll modify patterns to hell and back until I get my end result. The jacket is a modified Burda pattern - 8289 (If I remember correctly); and the vest is a slightly modified vest pattern (I added the points on the end). The shirt is a renaissance shirt that I added flaps to and the pants are a sweatshirt pattern. Fabric is key! As well as lining - line everything to give it an authentic thickness and filler. The leather/pleather connections are difficult, but with time and patience, it can be done. Message me if you need more help!!

wolves-whales-and-waves:

griseus:

The marine eels and other members of the superorder  Elopomorpha have a leptocephalus larval stage, which are flat and transparent. This group is quite diverse, containing 801 species in 24 orders, 24 families and 156 genera (super diverse). 

Leptocephali have compressed bodies that contain jelly-like substances on the inside, with a thin layer of muscle with visible myomeres on the outside, a simple tube as a gut, dorsal and anal fins, but they lack pelvic fins. They also don’t have any red blood cells (most likely is respiration by passive diffusion), which they only begin produce when the change into the juvenile glass eel stage. Appears to feed on marine snow, tiny free-floating particles in the ocean.

This large size leptocephalus must be a species of Muraenidae (moray eels), and probably the larva of a long thin ribbon eel, which is metamorphosing, and is entering shallow water to finish metamorphosis into a young eel, in Bali, Indonesia.

Is it just me or does he look REALLY excited about where ever (s)he’s going?

(via dark-lord-of-mordor)

  • Mickey: XEMNAS NO
  • Sora: XEMNAS DON'T
  • Riku: XEMNAS STOP
  • Xemnas: XEMNAS YES
strangelykatie:

red girl blue bird (I want a little bird so badly)

strangelykatie:

red girl blue bird (I want a little bird so badly)

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telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

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freeshooterxig:

notsolightanymore:

departuresmaster:

vexenchillingworth:

tewr-monkeyofmetal:

freeshooterxig:

#cells #wonder what they used those for hmmmmmmmmmmm #vexen and xehanort be experimenting
friendly reminder that each of those generator cells contains a human Heart. Where do you think those Hearts came from?(gif from [x])

Well there’s an extra layer of creepiness thrown in….

[You wanna know where those came from? In the Ansem Reports from KH1, subjects were kidnapped off the streets and had the Darkness extracted from them while they were still alive. Then the Heartless were made synthetically.The rest is history.]

((And thus the prison cells were made to throw them in for later testing. After all, couldn’t throw those people back out on the street. They’d squeal.

#(( ‘KINGDOM HEARTS IS A CHILD FRIENDLY GAME MADE FOR KIDS’ ))



OOOOH SNAAAAAP.That just adds to OI’s creepiness.

freeshooterxig:

notsolightanymore:

departuresmaster:

vexenchillingworth:

tewr-monkeyofmetal:

freeshooterxig:

#cells #wonder what they used those for hmmmmmmmmmmm #vexen and xehanort be experimenting

friendly reminder that each of those generator cells contains a human Heart. Where do you think those Hearts came from?
(gif from [x])

Well there’s an extra layer of creepiness thrown in….

[You wanna know where those came from? In the Ansem Reports from KH1, subjects were kidnapped off the streets and had the Darkness extracted from them while they were still alive. Then the Heartless were made synthetically.The rest is history.]

((And thus the prison cells were made to throw them in for later testing. After all, couldn’t throw those people back out on the street. They’d squeal.

#(( ‘KINGDOM HEARTS IS A CHILD FRIENDLY GAME MADE FOR KIDS’ ))

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OOOOH SNAAAAAP.
That just adds to OI’s creepiness.

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eridongs:

perrierra:

what if instead of “show yourselves, corrupted children, I am the voice of forgiveness that will eliminate your calamitous forms” it was

"let’s do this shit"

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and as an added bonus:

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