Happy As A Clam

Granny Spanny

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The Bad Touch (Discovery Channel)

easilyobsessedandthatismycurse:

sicw-tony:

disubiquity:

*INCOHERENT SCREAMING*

I just pooped on myself.

(via a-sexy-tardis)

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saccharinescorpion:

grapeyguts:

yknow what pertaining to that

why do a lot of women feel the need to point out “BREASTS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT” all the time

w-we know

nothing works “like that” it’s a cartoon

you are not losing potential dates because your tits conform to earth’s gravity please calm down

true, but

in certain situations

i think it can be said

that there is a line 

and it has been crossed

(via cestenial)